"Begonia Baloney" 2017, 52" x 70" pen & ink and watercolor on paper
- buy flowers from place down the street
- draw flowers in sketchbook
- Do it some more
- draw larger version on 22" x 30" paper and watercolor it
- unroll a 80" x 55" sheet of watercolor paper from a roll
- staple it to the wall and soak it with water
- let it dry so it stretches out and will now lie flat
- sketch flowers on the huge sheet of paper in pencil
- draw over pencil lines in ink
- erase pencil lines
- draw thicker ink lines over previously inked lines
- watercolor once ink is nice and dry
- wonder why I just spent so much time and money doing that
- remind myself that it's way cool looking
- sell for a shit-ton of dollars
- wake up from lovely dream about selling art (see 15)
- repeat
